There’s something to be said about using someone else’s words in lieu of your own.

Welcome to Electronic Transcendence Productions hosted by Green Geeks hosting, source of quality fiction, nonfiction, and random scribbles on paper since the year 2000. Be forewarned that this site contains material that may very well offend certain people, including those with particularly thin skins. For those of you not scared away by this statement, congratulations, you’ve exhausted the amount of effort I’ll expend on protecting people from themselves. It’s not quite as nice as Jason Sartin’s page-opening misanthropic rant, but that’s there and I’m here.

Anyhow, this is just a root-level index.html file to take up space, nothing special. So get clicking and go somewhere else on the site, damn it.

Oh, yes, one more thing – this site was designed in 1280 x 1024 resolution, but it looks perfectly fine down at 800 x 600. It should even look fine down at 640 x 480. I don’t think they make resolutions any lower than that, so… yeah.